Super Bum Lazy Pants.
25, from Boston, but currently in VA.

hyrulewarriors:

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and i’m like no god damn it i want girls go back home just go home

(Source: 4nnalouise)

justcomehome:

I wasn’t READY

(Source: epic-vines)

wolfintestine:

sqr-knt:

Went out and bought a can of pineapple juice cuz Waka said it’d make my cum taste better

too bad your sock doesn’t have taste buds

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(Source: shredbundy)

belieiveinsomething:

princess-mishaps-palace:

cooper has a valuable contribution to the abortion arguement 

Made me think differently about abortion

belieiveinsomething:

princess-mishaps-palace:

cooper has a valuable contribution to the abortion arguement 

Made me think differently about abortion

timelordes:

timelordes:

my best friends name is elsa and today she said “i wish people would stop asking me if i wanna build a fucking snowman”

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vinebox:

Leggo

hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best

(Source: thedogsrout)

nativewanderer:

Hopefully me tonight.

nativewanderer:

Hopefully me tonight.