Super Bum Lazy Pants.
Cape Verdean via Senegal. 25, from Boston, but currently in VA.

masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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ghostrightsactivist:

cakeandrevolution:

I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.

to catch a redditor

poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

If I ever go out to my car and I find three slashed tires, I’m slashing the fourth one myself. Thanks for the info.

dramasforkittys:

dom-wolfy:

When your Little wakes up in the morning…

Haha. Hooman. I so do this.

dramasforkittys:

dom-wolfy:

When your Little wakes up in the morning…

Haha. Hooman. I so do this.

(Source: 4gifs)

rodham-clinton:

really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

fatnutritionist:

atheistxmas:

kingtrinbago:

The Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread

Holy balls.

Do you feel my heart beating, do you understand

awwww-cute:

Our new corgi pup, Gigi

awwww-cute:

Our new corgi pup, Gigi

bopeep:

this is what im on tumblr for

bopeep:

this is what im on tumblr for

(Source: corgis-everywhere)

trouserweasel:

damn right I did

trouserweasel:

damn right I did