Super Bum Lazy Pants.
Cape Verdean via Senegal. 25, from Boston, but currently in VA.

seereezy:

manager: sir your resume just says “good looking and talented”

me: am I lying though?

manager: …youre right, Im sorry youre hired

(Source: seereezy)

syokujirock:

ワカメたまごラーメン、炒飯、餃子

Don’t know what’s up his butt today but he’s being an ass.

Bath time

(Source: pr1nceshawn)

festive-gundam-guts:

merrybrickmas:

*tsk* Gotta hate it when you chip a nail.

MAKES LOUD SHRIEKS AND GROANS OF FRUSTRATION AND ADMIRATION

festive-gundam-guts:

merrybrickmas:

*tsk* Gotta hate it when you chip a nail.

MAKES LOUD SHRIEKS AND GROANS OF FRUSTRATION AND ADMIRATION

(Source: theycallmebrick)

averagebare:

fuck dating girls who are “naturally pretty.” date girls who are supernaturally pretty. date a hot ass ghost. date a fucking alien 

(Source: slayboobunny)

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wonderfullymadeboi:

unimpressedcats:

get in ma belly 

"It’s mister steal yo" everything

(Source: beben-eleben)

sawfinnickodairinhisunderwear:

dukeofnod:

"No you fool!! You could fall!!"

WHY IS THIS THE MOST ADORABLE THING THAT I’VE EVER SEEN

(Source: catleecious)